Not On My Ass

I thought it will be mean of me not to share this very interesting piece. How Do My Genitals Look Today?

Well I was happy to see Yoda's posts, especially since it makes it perfectly clear: What beauty really is. Even XXL knows this. Now. I have nothing but mad respect for the legendary film director - Peter Jackson - The Director of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and of Best selling novel of 2004 Lovely Bones (out 2007) But... King Kong just did not rub me in the right way and I thought I was alone until I stumbled upon Sheryl McCarthy's 'Blonde is beautiful' mystique I must admit I could not agree more! I find this: some what absurd. Let's zoom in: This is rather absurd. I mean surely, Kong should have had better taste. Okay. Naomi Watts is talented and she looks pretty but I mean the figure! Really. Below is her full length picture. I know what you are thinking and I agree. They would have at least put on a sexy bodied lady! Like Jessica alba say. But the connotations of racisms in the movie were truly more on the Skull Island dwellers, they were so black I coul...

The ladies above may look familiar to those of us who watch a truck load of music videos. To everyone else, they just look like another pair of models. The ladies above are Ki-Toy Johnson (left) and Buffie the Body . This picture reminded me of a story I was told by a friend of mine who's been living in the United States for some time now. She tells me that she earns $2000 per night for dancing topless !. A quick calculation shows that $2, 000 is approximately half the monthly salary at my previous job and roughly a quarter to a fifth of the salary of the other contributors to this blog! Even more amazing is that Buffie the Body , who is a top ranked celebrity stripper is rumoured to earn ten times that amount: anywhere between $20,000 to $50, 000 and even as high as $100, 000 for a night of her strip tease performance! I'll pause for a moment to let those figures (the money, not their bodies:) sink in. I decided to do a bit of checking on the extreme end of the adult en...

In the last post on why men dog , my good friend distilled the theory of man (as distinct from woman ) into one simple concept: sex! I was shocked when one of the commenters, who I believe is a man, argued against the thrust of the post. Afterwards it hit me: Some men have been convinced that they are complex creatures. For ages women have tried to get us in touch with our sensitive side , to the point where we've actually began to believe them and the media. Then, in an amazing example of synchronicity I came along a post on radical simplicity . I've shamelessly quoted the whole post below. Women, please listen: We men are hopelessly simple. We are not as complex or hard to please as you are. It's all black and white (mostly white:))with us: Couple of nights ago, I caught the notorious comedian Dave Chapelle delivering his stand up routine in which he spoke passionately and convincingly about the need for radical simplicity. While talking about how most w...