Sex in the Graveyard

Where's the best place to have sex? either from imagination, experience or just critical thought - in the bedroom with the curtains drawn door locked lights off inside the covers clothed everywhere except the gonads, or when riding roller coaster, in the grave yard at night using the tombstone as the bed post and using UV light in that darkness (you know!! achi achi!) or in the streets at night in a phone booth in say Kenyatta Avenue...

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Anonymous said…

I'm not going to respond to this for fear that I might one day be running for public office. A reply to this would surely taint my image....

I will say one thing though: the more public the place, the more absurd, the better...

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