Lesaan Missing In Action

Well.. rumour has it that Lesaan overindulged in absolute debauchery,hedonism and drinking this past weekend....

Apparently she was so drunk that she couldn't even get on the plan and thus missed her flight.

Other reports indicate that she lost track of time shopping at duty free and suddenly found that a day had come and gone.. Greeted by the morning she realized that she had missed her flight....

So,it turns out that Lesaan is MIA... hopefully she's having more fun than we are...

Can someone please confirm what's going on....

Comments

Cosmic Leap said…

Well...there goes the "she-eloped-with-2-Nazi-women-
in-a-love-beats-discrimination
-undertaking" rumour also! damn!
I was willing to beat a tethered goat on this one.

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