How To Make A Woman Do Anything In Bed

When Paul sent me this, I was a bit nervous about posting it. However, it's
simply too good to keep to myself. Enjoy his wisdom.

I love porn. I'm a man. Of course I love porn. When I
watch Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson or Flick Shagwell do their
thing, I can't help but wish that my girlfriend would be as
freaky, playing with toys, sloppy blow jobs, anal
craziness and experimenting with hard core bedroom games.

In my first couple of relationships, I would suffer in
silence. Sure, I was having plenty of sex but no one could
come close to my favourite porn stars.

The good news is that with age comes experience. I've learned
how to turn every woman I sleep with into a bona fide porn
star. These days, even the most frigid, conservative and
church going women end up turning into raging nymphomaniacs.

( I'm assuming you already have a woman you can use this
on. This article won't tell you how to actually get a woman. )

Your wife is a porn star

That's right. I said it and you better start believing it
if you want to get the most amazing sex you've ever
had. That girl who you think is so conservative that she
won't even wear a thong is an award winning porn
star. Beneath that sanitised, polished prim and proper
exterior lies the football team slut waiting to be released.

What I've learned is that every single woman has had at
least one relationship where she was a complete slut. She
never forgets this steamy sordid relationship. She never
forgets the time when they couldn't keep their hands off
each other. She remembers it as the best sex she ever had.
She did things that were so nasty that she was nervous to
tell even her closest friends about it. She may never tell
you about it but she still thinks about it.

She can do anything if the right "buttons"
are pressed.

Scratch my back and....

Most of us have been victims of magazine propaganda about
how to make women go down more. We've been made to believe
that if you want your woman to do something nasty for/to
you, you have to do it to her first. For instance,
we're told that if you want your woman to give you a
blow job ( and a good one at that ) then you necessarily have
to go down on her first. This is utter nonsense. I'll
tell you why.

Firstly, reciprocity is a myth. A woman simply wants to be
pleased and she wants pleasure on her own terms. Often,
she won't do something unless she has to or she really
wants to. So if you think giving her head will get you
some, you may be sadly mistaken. After the big O she'll
simply thank you and bask in the glow. Also remember that
once you "do it to her first", you lose your bargaining
power. If you hold out on pleasuring her, she may do you
first in the hope that she'll get something for her work.

I once had a girlfriend who would never go down on me. Personally, I loved going down on her and I hoped for at least some reciprocity. I would go down on her for hours on end ( literally ). After pleasing her till my neck was aching and tongue numb, I would ask her to do the same for me. To my shock and horror she would firmly say "No...", turn over and fall asleep!

This happened to me so many times that I had to wise up.

In other cases, a woman will reciprocate. But if she feels
like she's paying you back she simply won't put everything into
it. If she feels like she's only doing you a favour by giving
you something in return, she'll be half hearted at
best. At worst you'll end up getting one of those awkward five
second blow jobs that leave you wishing your right hand had
enough strength left to finish off the job.

Woman, Touch Your Toes NOW

The secret to getting her to do your perverted will is to
speak with authority. Do not say "sweetheart". Do not say
"please". Most of all, do not, under any circumstances
say "I was wondering if...". You're going to have to be the
alpha male.

After getting tired of all the tame sex I was having, I decided to try out this experiment. After work, I passed by the pub, had a stiff vodka on the rocks and psyched up. When I got home, my girlfriend was watching some cheesy Spanish soap opera. I unplugged the telly. She looked at me like she was ready to knife me. Before she could comment, I walked to her and ripped her blouse apart. Buttons sprung into the air and flew across the room like loose change. Immediately, her anger turned into fear. I almost hesitated until I noticed that her nipples were as hard and long as AK bullets.

I grabbed her roughly by her hair and told her in no uncertain terms: "Woman.. today you are going to suck cock!". She gasped in shock. I stared at her without flinching and said: "NOW!!!". Like a panicky virgin, with hands trembling slightly, she unbuckled my belt, unzipped my pants and pulled my tool out. Suffice it to say that I had the most amazing and perverted sex known to man that night. Now, when I go to visit her, she's always naked and waiting with some new and more amazing idea. When she visits me at work, she comes without underwear. How cool is that?

Put some bass in your tone. You are the man. You
don't ask for what you want, you take what you want!.
Nothing gets a woman more open than the realization that
you are a man with power and control. The man who can get
any woman he wants and get them to do anything he wants.

Second, you're going to have to talk filthy. You're going
to have to use words that would shock the rudest of
sailors. Your job is to make her aware that she's just met
the nastiest man on the planet. The kind of man she
secretly wishes she could have a fling with in a foreign
country.

Lastly, treat her like a slut. Just make sure you don't
over do it. It's a thin line between offending her and
getting her adrenaline pumping through her loins ( and jaws ).

You're going to have to move swiftly and forcefully. It
helps if you're stronger than she is. Grab her hair if you
want. You're a beast and she's about to be used and abused
beyond her wildest dreams. Make sure she knows it. State
your demands and move like you expect them to be fulfilled
without hesitation.

Remember that fear is your friend. This is why fast cars
have been getting men laid for decades. The fear of
crashing does incredible things to a woman's libido. The
fear that you've become a beast will get her hotter than the
centre of the sun.

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained.

Many magazines and articles will tell you not to force her.
They'll tell you to be a giver if you want to receive.
They'll tell you to ask sweetly and romantically. They'll
tell you to bring up the topic and reason with her about
it. This is all nonsense.

Maybe you want her to whip you or you want to handcuff her
or you want to explore the kinkiest fetishes known to man .
Maybe she's one of those dodo birds that don't indulge in oral
sex and you're tired of fantasising about the possibility.
It doesn't matter what you want from her. You can get it.

But first and foremost you have to remember that women don't
want a gentleman ( at least not for this purpose ). You
have to temporarily transform yourself into the man she'd never
introduce to her mother.

That's enough for now. I've got my "porn star" in the bedroom
waiting to give me some nasty loving. Leave comments and
tell me how it works out for you.

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