Wednesday, March 01, 2006

How To Make A Woman Do Anything In Bed

posted by Nicholas Ochiel @ 5:00 PM  

When Paul sent me this, I was a bit nervous about posting it. However, it's
simply too good to keep to myself. Enjoy his wisdom.

I love porn. I'm a man. Of course I love porn. When I
watch Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson or Flick Shagwell do their
thing, I can't help but wish that my girlfriend would be as
freaky, playing with toys, sloppy blow jobs, anal
craziness and experimenting with hard core bedroom games.

In my first couple of relationships, I would suffer in
silence. Sure, I was having plenty of sex but no one could
come close to my favourite porn stars.

The good news is that with age comes experience. I've learned
how to turn every woman I sleep with into a bona fide porn
. These days, even the most frigid, conservative and
church going women end up turning into raging nymphomaniacs.

( I'm assuming you already have a woman you can use this
on. This article won't tell you how to actually get a woman. )

Your wife is a porn star

That's right. I said it and you better start believing it
if you want to get the most amazing sex you've ever
had. That girl who you think is so conservative that she
won't even wear a thong is an award winning porn
star. Beneath that sanitised, polished prim and proper
exterior lies the football team slut waiting to be released.

What I've learned is that every single woman has had at
least one relationship where she was a complete slut. She
never forgets this steamy sordid relationship. She never
forgets the time when they couldn't keep their hands off
each other. She remembers it as the best sex she ever had.
She did things that were so nasty that she was nervous to
tell even her closest friends about it. She may never tell
you about it but she still thinks about it.

She once did the nastiest sexual tricks

She can do anything if the right "buttons"
are pressed.

Scratch my back and....

Most of us have been victims of magazine propaganda about
how to make women go down more. We've been made to believe
that if you want your woman to do something nasty for/to
you, you have to do it to her first. For instance,
we're told that if you want your woman to give you a
blow job ( and a good one at that ) then you necessarily have
to go down on her first. This is utter nonsense. I'll
tell you why.

Firstly, reciprocity is a myth. A woman simply wants to be
pleased and she wants pleasure on her own terms. Often,
she won't do something unless she has to or she really
wants to. So if you think giving her head will get you
some, you may be sadly mistaken. After the big O she'll
simply thank you and bask in the glow. Also remember that
once you "do it to her first", you lose your bargaining
power. If you hold out on pleasuring her, she may do you
first in the hope that she'll get something for her work.

I once had a girlfriend who would never go down on me. Personally, I loved going down on her and I hoped for at least some reciprocity. I would go down on her for hours on end ( literally ). After pleasing her till my neck was aching and tongue numb, I would ask her to do the same for me. To my shock and horror she would firmly say "No...", turn over and fall asleep!

This happened to me so many times that I had to wise up.

In other cases, a woman will reciprocate. But if she feels
like she's paying you back she simply won't put everything into
it. If she feels like she's only doing you a favour by giving
you something in return, she'll be half hearted at
best. At worst you'll end up getting one of those awkward five
second blow jobs that leave you wishing your right hand had
enough strength left to finish off the job.

Woman, Touch Your Toes NOW

The secret to getting her to do your perverted will is to
speak with authority. Do not say "sweetheart". Do not say
"please". Most of all, do not, under any circumstances
say "I was wondering if...". You're going to have to be the
alpha male.

After getting tired of all the tame sex I was having, I decided to try out this experiment. After work, I passed by the pub, had a stiff vodka on the rocks and psyched up. When I got home, my girlfriend was watching some cheesy Spanish soap opera. I unplugged the telly. She looked at me like she was ready to knife me. Before she could comment, I walked to her and ripped her blouse apart. Buttons sprung into the air and flew across the room like loose change. Immediately, her anger turned into fear. I almost hesitated until I noticed that her nipples were as hard and long as AK bullets.

I grabbed her roughly by her hair and told her in no uncertain terms: "Woman.. today you are going to suck cock!". She gasped in shock. I stared at her without flinching and said: "NOW!!!". Like a panicky virgin, with hands trembling slightly, she unbuckled my belt, unzipped my pants and pulled my tool out. Suffice it to say that I had the most amazing and perverted sex known to man that night. Now, when I go to visit her, she's always naked and waiting with some new and more amazing idea. When she visits me at work, she comes without underwear. How cool is that?

Put some bass in your tone. You are the man. You
don't ask for what you want, you take what you want!.
Nothing gets a woman more open than the realization that
you are a man with power and control. The man who can get
any woman he wants and get them to do anything he wants.

Second, you're going to have to talk filthy. You're going
to have to use words that would shock the rudest of
sailors. Your job is to make her aware that she's just met
the nastiest man on the planet. The kind of man she
secretly wishes she could have a fling with in a foreign

Lastly, treat her like a slut. Just make sure you don't
over do it. It's a thin line between offending her and
getting her adrenaline pumping through her loins ( and jaws ).

You're going to have to move swiftly and forcefully. It
helps if you're stronger than she is. Grab her hair if you
want. You're a beast and she's about to be used and abused
beyond her wildest dreams. Make sure she knows it. State
your demands and move like you expect them to be fulfilled
without hesitation.

Remember that fear is your friend. This is why fast cars
have been getting men laid for decades. The fear of
crashing does incredible things to a woman's libido. The
fear that you've become a beast will get her hotter than the
centre of the sun.

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained.

Many magazines and articles will tell you not to force her.
They'll tell you to be a giver if you want to receive.
They'll tell you to ask sweetly and romantically. They'll
tell you to bring up the topic and reason with her about
it. This is all nonsense.

Maybe you want her to whip you or you want to handcuff her
or you want to explore the kinkiest fetishes known to man .
Maybe she's one of those dodo birds that don't indulge in oral
sex and you're tired of fantasising about the possibility.
It doesn't matter what you want from her. You can get it.

But first and foremost you have to remember that women don't
want a gentleman ( at least not for this purpose ). You
have to temporarily transform yourself into the man she'd never
introduce to her mother.

That's enough for now. I've got my "porn star" in the bedroom
waiting to give me some nasty loving. Leave comments and
tell me how it works out for you.

Filed Under: Being Single


At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Mo said...

Great writeup. I 100% agree with you, however, there is ONE aspect you left out.

Do not do this if you are a scary guy :p

you have to give her the illusion that you are dominant, aggressive, and willing to do whatever you need to sate your wants, without terrifying her too much.

I, being a fairly husky and generally mean looking guy, can only pull this off on women who KNOW mw well enough to understand that I'm a nice guy, for a woman who only knows me for a few months and has not yet akcnowledged (sp) my core beliefs, I might terrify her to the point she would comply, and later do something stupid, like lay rape charges *blush*

This is essentially what you are doing, raping, or fullfilling the FANTASY of rape, be VERY careful when pulling this off.

At 6:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Incredibly stupid and more likely to get you kicked out onto the street than into bed. The best way to improve your sex life is to speak with your partner so that each of you can tell the other their likes and dislikes. Work on satisfying those and as the level of trust between you increases so will the willingness to try out new things.

At 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say that I've been talking about my likes and dislikes for months now, I've been building trust between myself and my partner and I'm not getting anywhere.. I do whatever she wants but all I get out of it is the same old same old. Maybe this new technique is worth a try, although I will try it very carefully.. lol

At 11:04 PM, Anonymous Paul said...

Mo, I have to agree with you on that one:) The woman definitely has to have known you for a while. We definitely don't want rape charges:o)

Like the last commenter said, sometimes doing the whole dance of building trust and talking about your likes and dislikes simply doesn't work. In such cases you can try this. (with some caution of course:))

By the way, this has only got me kicked out onto the street once..lol.. I've had lots of opportunity to practice and now it gets me everything I want ( not to mention that the woman enjoys herself thouroughly ).

At 8:27 AM, Blogger Milonare said...


Porn is usual based on fantasy hence the appeal...

It is highly unlikely that all women can be fitted into the porn mould.

Granted that a number may, but it is a stretch to claim that all will.

I wonder if the article was written by someone heavily involved in porn LOL

But Jenna is moto-moto!!

At 11:33 AM, Anonymous Ms K said...

What an interesting post!!

I'm kido 50-50 on this one. I personally like men who are dominant but playful in bed. It's a very fine balance, very tricky to strike. I like a man who knows what he wants. Knows how to get it. And also is confident about how to give me pleasure. It's absolutely important to ask questions and talk about ways to improve sex, but when its game time, damnit I want a man who just does his thing! Kinda like professional athletes who go for training but on game day, its all them!

I get impatient with a man who's always asking for instructions. I will make my demands but don't ask me a question every five seconds. First its a turn-off. Two it breaks the rhythm. Just get on with it already!

Similarly I like a man who tells me what to do. And most important, tells me how to do it but in a way I don't feel like a slut.

Yes its a fine line to tread. But it can be done! I have an ex who had it down to an art. He was dominant and aggressive in bed, but a real teddy bear outside of it. Hmmm..... I wonder if I still have his number.

That's very true. Don't do this if your woman is already afraid of you. And make sure she can differentiate between the beast in bed and the sweetie outside the bed.

LOL you're already here!!

At 12:11 AM, Blogger yoda said...

Paul is a mad man. I don't know how he gets away with half the stuff he says and does. As for his involvement in the porn industry, I hear that he's soon going to publish some "adult oriented" books and has a movie in the works featuring East African models. He is, after all the one who introduced me to the industry during my trips to Europe.

Well, Ms K opened up my eyes with her comments. I'm embarassed to say it but I'm the type of guy who throws a book of questions at a chic once I corner her in my bedroom ^-^. I used to like getting precise instructions but after reading Ms K's comments, I'll have to style up.

I can definitely identify with Paul's stories. I've been in those situations where the chic is simply too conservative and absolutely will not do anything except lie on her back...lol.

I don't know if I'll ever try this though. I'm not brave enough:$

At 3:40 PM, Blogger kipepeo said...

i agree with miss k. I need a MAN in bed! don't ask for directions, instructions, help, etc...just get on and do what you need to do...if you can't then you can't. It can also be thrilling when a man tells you to do something...but it has to be the right time, in the right mood and at the right tone....this is all relevant to situation and person...yes i know, i am comples.

At 10:53 PM, Blogger Cosmic Leap said...

The idea of doing this sounds chilling and exciting. I think women appreciate men who know what to do and not just demand it, but go ahead and get it. Nonetheless, women want to be listened to and respected. Given attention and made to feel like the queens they are.
I think a mixture between sensitivity and assertiveness will be more ideal. Maybe it can be alternate! Or even better this could be an occasional surprise. The woman can also do this to their men(that'll be hot!)

At 6:52 PM, Blogger mona said...

wow!that post left me longing for sex im getting friday.discussing things never helps in a sexual situation, or please or may I.thts a turn off.

a man needs to be confident but not to harsh extremes. just be confident and devour her and she'll be wild.go down on her too.important.

i dnt know if any other woman feels this, but whn a man puts his tongue in my ear, i turn wild....

whats best way to please a man

At 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how women always think they are the ones that have to tell the guy what to do. I'm married now, but had some pretty dead lays in bachlerhood. Seriously girls would it kill you to be a little adventourous on your own w/o a kick in the ass?

At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been operating along these lines for most of my life. I have a sex life beyond belief and I am always in full control. If you reason and discuss with a woman you will loose. Take control, they will respect you for it. It just takes a little courage to do it the first time.

At 6:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been married for 17 years now and i still get whatever i want and its not because of anything but the fact that my wife knows i will go elswhere if she dosnt perform but she performs in a way that is not as good as it used to be so i will try this and see if it does get her hotter

At 11:59 PM, Blogger Buff said...

It was a great post to generate all these comments and discussion. Props to Ms. K for clairifying even furthur!

At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course he's assuming they know you well... he specifically stated that at the beginning.. he said "ASSUMING YOU ALREADY HAVE A WOMAN"
and then referred to it as "GETTING YOUR *WIFE* TO" x
but yes.. assuming you're already in a close relationship.. this is how it works...
i was constantly a "nice guy" for a long period of time.. but once you have that trust.. "nice guy" and "reasoning" and "talking about your feelings about sex" does not help...
It's called instinct
whether we like it or not... cavemen were forcive.. and now.. the illusion of that turns women on..
Obviously this if there is protest in a serious manner, avoid.. that is rape
not to confuse playful protest with serious
"oh no! please don't! oh no!" with an acting voice.. does not count
it IS a fine line
but.. it is also harsh reality

At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I TOTALLY AGREE!!! I remember my first sexual encounter was with a 24 year old chick. I was only 18 at the time but a stern voice n a serious face got me the lay of my life! (of course at the time she was competing with my right hand) but IT WORKS!----------------- ED -- edmaizing@gmail.com

At 1:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting, a little bit exaggerated the scene of riping cloth, etc but part of these ideas are rooted in serious biological stuff and in my experience, not just in sex but in life in general, assertiveness, strong voice, etc are really attractive for a woman.

At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As harsh as all this may sound it actually does work.

I have been married for 25 years. For twenty of them years I did everything I could to please her in hopes of getting what I wanted in the bedroom of which rarely did such ever work.

I tried talking about what I really wanted and so forth and maybe if I was lucky I would get such once and then it was back to the same old same old.

For our 20th anniversary I decided enough was enough. I personally packed our bags, there was to be none of this conservative covering it all up clothing. Short skirts, high heels, low cut tops and sexy slutty lingerie was her only choice of clothing, and we where going on a weekend get a way.

The hell with work and everything else, where going woman and thats that.

The first night I said get dressed where going out for drinks. She looked threw her luggage and said um I am not wearing any of this in public. I looked her dead in the eyes and said, you can put on one of those outfits or go naked but where going out for drinks and this is not open for debate.

I took her out, showed her off and got her some what drunk before taking her back to our room where I sat her down and said your good two shoe act is over, I have had enough, today you become a slut in the bedroom.

I turned on the video cam, told her to get on her knees. She said I am not doing that on camera. I said not only are you going to suck my cock on camera but your going to swallow this time, there will be no spitting.

Before she could say another word I grabbed her by the back of her head and literally pounded her in her mouth and held her head there until she swallowed it all.

I then said now go pour us a drink. She said what has gotten into you. I replied I am done playing games with you. You are my wife, I love you, I don't want anyone else and from now on you are also going to be my slut.

After a drink I got up and ripped her shirt off and told her to get on all fours on the bed. I reached up her skirt, still with the camera rolling, ripped off her panties of which actually sucks cause she looked hot in them and I want and ruined them, LOL and said to her for twenty years I have wanted to fuck that sexy ass and tonights the night.

She said I don't want to do that. I lubed up my cock and stuck it in. At first I thought I went to far for you could tell it was a bit uncomfortable for her, but then the most amazing thing happened.

She started rocking back and forth and really getting into and then something came out of her mouth that I never thought i would here her say. Fuck ME! Fuck ME! Yes Baby, Harder. OMG I almost died of shock.

The rest of the weekend was more of the same. She absolutely loved it and came flat out and told she is having a great time.

We get back home and she goes back to dressing conservatively for work and acting like Mrs. Goody Two Shoes around co-workers and friends but little do they know that under that work dress that starts at her neck and goes down to her ankles the woman has on some sexy and slut lingerie underneath and that she now carries a sex toy in her purse that she using the the public rest room.

She comes home and runs on the tread mill to keep that sexy body in shape for me and then its slut time, The nastier I talk to her and demand the more it turns her on. Its to the point now that I even have her sucking off my buddies as I bang her from behind.

Finally after 20 years I figured it out. Alls I had to do was take total control and the woman is totally mine to do whatever I wish with and the best part is we love each more today then ever before.

This may not be for everyone, but for me it was enough of the bullshit and it was all or nothing and it worked.

At 7:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I treat my wife like a slut and guess what she will act like one if i dont she dont but when she does look out talkin bjs whenever and wherever i tell her to getting naked in public deep throating like a champ gagging and all so this guys technique works dont fool yourself and my wife is a very conservitive buisness woman till i say jump

At 1:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife was always horny with me but never wanted anyone else involved. When she was ready to have an orgasm I would stop to keep her from cumming. I would make her tell me that she wanted another man, and then give her the orgasm. Then next time I would make her tell me who she wanted and promise that she would do it. She did, and I would let her cum. Then the next time I would make her tell me exactly what she wanted from them and then let her cum. So the day arrived. She was in the shower and I told my friend we were going to join her from opposite ends. She saw me come in but didn't realize he was there until she felt his hands on her ass. That was on a Friday night and we all played until Sunday night when he went home for work the next day. She felt slutty after and I told her she wasn't because we all wanted it. While it was happening she was into it big time. We did this with half a dozen friends over the years, each time her getting naughtier and naughtier. Each time she needed encouragement to do it, liked it, but then felt bad after. After our second child was born it was like a light switch turned off in her head or should I say her sex department. Now she very rarely likes to play, even with me. I have to beg for it and I might get it every 3-4 months, BJ's are once or twice a year if I am lucky. I want my Hot Wife back. Any suggestions?

At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife starte out as a atholic good girl who didn't like sex to being a total slut zI am now anally training and she loves it. She especially loves when I describe everything I'm going to do then do it. She now prefers to cum with a toy in her vagina and my cock up her ass. Women want a man who completely fucks her. Now she wants it all the time.

At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice write up,
I have a thing to add, this write up is reffering to men who want there wives/girlfriends to be like porn stars, well this will only include guys who watched/are watching porn, and the personality of the "stud" you're talking about would definitaly be in any guy who didn't have the time to watch porn (I mean the guy that got pussy since the first day of puberty), he didn't explore a porn vid or porn pic to know a woman, just went straight forward (wether he chose this or was it forced on him), same for a woman, women who have had sex in an early age tend to be more slutty in my opinion, because they have explored multiple sex experiences with many guys (studs-small dicks- fast cummers ...) where women who had saved them selves until marriage (literally saved- no anal no blow job, no kiss no porn) are more consirvative in thier sex lives, but for a wife to be a slut with her husband she must have atleast a small background of sexy love scenes in movies, soft porn ... etc. <--- this type can be turned into sluts, but I think the NUN type has lower chances, same for guys, when I guy expireinces sex "live" since he was young he will tend to be the "stud" you're talking about, but if his best friend was his right/left hand, the laptop and KY we have a different issue, I guy like that must work on what was written in this write up.

At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is for all of the 'adults' who have taken the time to comment, openly and honestly about pushing the boundaries of your relationship. Kudos to you for taking the initiative to communicate your needs and expressing the value of the relationship with your partner by taking a little risk that ultimately brings you closer to one another.

For those of you who think this approach is taboo, might I suggest you refill your readers digest subscription and leave the consenting adults alone to enjoy one another ?

At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Treat em like sluts they live IT

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck them long and hard , that's how most wife's like it ,

At 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This works. I started maning up in the bedroom, the wife became a freak. Tasting cum off my dick, asking for anal, beggin me to slap her with my dick, begging to give me blowjobs, wanting it all the time sex when from once a month to several times a week, with blowjobs in between. I tell her suck me and she gets wet immediately.

At 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to the last comment... I've tried manning up in the bedroom, but my wife is still prude acting and only gives me sex about 3-4 times a month. I would love to have it even twice a week, or even every other day would be completely awesome. She only sucks my dick for about 15 seconds during foreplay. Her teeth scrape like hell also! I have gotten her a few toys we use every once in a great while. However, she has allowed me to take nudies of her a few times. Wish she would let me do that more though...

So any ideas how to get her to be like your woman, please SHARE SHARE SHARE!

shyguy31midwest on yahoo messenger!

At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me. If my husband treated me like that, he gets nothing.

At 8:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. Enough of the bullshit. Like...your entire post. Sure you just put it in her ass. No prep from her. So of course you didnt get any shit on your cock. Oh and she loved it right? Rocking back and forth. Yeah, great fan fiction. Too bad you revealed your hand in the details. File this under YOU WISH.

At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. The two kid switch is real. Getting away from one kid is workable, but getting away from two kids is impossible. She will simply be Mom forever. Maybe you'll get a little back when they go to college and you're in your 50's. Sorry to sound pessimistic but I'm fucking living it. I love my kids sure, but its a death sentence for your fucking sex life.

At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure thing pal.

At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah. It's cunts like you that send the divorce rate skyrocketing.

At 6:52 PM, Blogger pussyFucker said...

I Live this Life. My wife is a school teacher....My wife is My Fucking Goddamned piece of whore fuckmeat. she loves My Aggression Dominance and Authority. she craves Me. she had that craving for years. Our FIRST date, I unzipped My pants, grabbed her hair, pulled that mouth pussy over My shaft & she sucked and swallowed every drop like a porn star, before we left the driveway. u know why??? BECAUSE I TOLD HER TO! FIRST time on the phone.....I told her she was going to be My whore wife. she absolutely LOVES her "fucking" LIFE!

At 3:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally. love this post. Truth be told. It is very delicate of a intention although can be done with awareness and confidence. If you have the confidence in you voice to tell her what she wants, she will almost believe it's her voice. Love it. No means yes, yes means anal. Really depends on what kind of relationship you want. you get the picture... game on

At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to sat I wish my husband wud do this

At 7:47 AM, Anonymous HotHassllers said...

My wife does anything a man can fantasize about w/gusto but it took 2 weeks to get in her pants which I demanded of her because I wasn't going to b her bitch boy and watch her fine ass lay another man.But by nights end I had her rimming my a$$ Its been great ever since I love her more than I did any of my 3 previous wifes together.We have no secrets and no hang ups we r truly bestfriends..How many people can actually say that about their marriages!

At 12:42 AM, Blogger kman said...

I told my wife that I want her to be more submissive in bed. Didn't ask, just told her. I make sure to give plenty of oral sex but when it's her turn to please me, I tell her to be a good girl and suck my cock. I'll also give her a swat on the butt if I feel any teeth. When I'm done with her mouth, I tell her to roll over and arch her back. I let her know how hot she looks with butt in the air and that I've got to fuck her pussy. While I'm in her, I let her know how tight her little pussy is around my cock and that she's going to make me shoot my load in her. She seems to love it.

At 6:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she lost her "appetite" for you after the second kid bc she isn't so sure who the Daddy really is.

At 10:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have beg my wife to try anything new I've tried shooting my load in her mouth and making her swallow but she has only done it once and we were drunk!!! I love eating her pussy and ass and she loves for me to finger fuck her ass but I want more of that freak to come out in her how to I bring it to the surface

At 8:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, even if this worked, I wouldn't treat my wife like a slut, because I love her.


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