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I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.
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Trainspotting

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Nicholas Ochiel said…
I watched Trainspotting at CosmicLeap's apartment while half dead due to another long night shift.

This was the only movie that could wake me up from the world of the dead and hold my full attention till the end.

What's even more amazing is that I was bright eyed and awake just thinking about the sheer intensity of the movie well after it was over...

In a word: Deep...very deep
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