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Childish Sex Games

Ah.. the good old days... do you guys remember the innocent games you played when you were young? Those games seemed so innocent but in hindsight they seem torrid. Like this game I'm sure we all played called sandwhich:)


Sandwich involved laying a broad, flat couch pillow down on the floor. This was the bread. Then Lori would pull her pants down around her ankles and lie face down on the pillow. Next, the precocious mastermind three-year-old Dowbrigade would pull down HIS pants and lie down on top of Lori. This accomplished, young Karen would pull down HER pants and get on top of the Dowbrigade.


Finally, somehow (for there was no one else to help) we got another of the big, flat pillows and maneuvered it onto the very top of the pile. This was the finished sandwich.


Once the sandwich was assembled, the fun would begin. The object, as we seem to remember, was to sway gently and slightly back and forth, gradually increasing the swings in amplitude and speed, balancing more and more precariously, until the whole stack fell over onto the playroom floor, and we started the whole process over again.


Obviously, we were trying to recreate what one of our filthy, infantile minds (probably yours truly) had seen some adults doing, somewhere, somehow. We had no idea what we were trying to accomplish, but we seem to remember it was rather fun.

from dowbrigade


It's funny how, as we grow older, some of us (men and women both) tend to get so reserved, insecure and conservative to the point of being bonafide prudes. For some of us we go the opposite way. I know that as I've grown older I've only got nastier, more curious and explorative in the bedroom. Sex is such a wonderful powerful thing. Let's not put restrictions on how far our imagination and lust can take us. In sex, as in art, its seems we were wiser and more imaginative when we were kids!

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