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And Paul Comes Aboard

After all the controversy from Paul's last post,
I've spent the whole evening trying to convince him
to grow a pair and post for himself.




His excuse was that he's too busy writing his own
books and working on some "indie" movies. I told
him that this blog will be the perfect way for him to
sell himself to a new group of people.


Well.. a few beers later and after promising him five
young kenyan virgins as gifts, he's agreed to join us.


So let's all welcome Paul "The Contrarian". He's
sure to inject a lot more spice into this
blog ( God knows I can't do it! )


For a taste of the controversy from the last post, you'll
want to check out the following:



  1. Au Lait: So You Want A Slut In Bed?
  2. Sexoteric: How To Make a Woman Do Anything In Bed
  3. Digg



Personally, I've noticed a rather 50-50 reaction though women
seem to be more open minded, in general, than guys. I found it
sad to see that so many married folk absolutely cannot imagine
a spontaneous sexual life with their partners. It's quite
shocking to see how parochial so many men ( myself included ) are.


The comments that really cracked me up were mostly from some
all too conservative women who declared that Paul's suggestion
can be equated to rape!!! I think everyone's
getting rather carried away about rape. When did everyone
become so high strung and prudish? ( Sexual Consent anyone? )


I think we all tend to put sex on too high a pedestal and
ourselves in too small a box. If we could let go of the
fear, doubt, "what-ifs", maybes and ego, we could open
up a world far greater than anything we had ever previously
experienced. The magazines, "impotent" men and the feminists
will tell you something else. The liberated and pleasantly
open minded girls ( please give me a call as soon as you read
this ) all tend to agree that wild yet careful exploration
is necessary.


Anyway, I've defended Paul long enough and now he can defend
himself. As it stands, we both walked into Wine Bar yet somehow
I went home alone and he left with a beautiful brown thing clinging
to his arm. I can only imagine what they're upto right now!

Comments

Kelitu said…
All i want to know is whose torso is that?!
Anonymous said…
LOL ati you left alone? If you'd called me I'd have pretended to leave with you and helped you save face.

Can't wait to read more from Paul. I'm yet to do a part II on the post that Paul's post inspired.
Nicholas Ochiel said…
Hehe... Ms K, had I known I'd have called you:)


@Kelitu, you'll have to ask Paul who's torso that is...;)
Milonare said…
Usijali

I've had my fair share of rubz by association...

Eventually he'll have too many beautiful brown things to take home together and that's where you majestically step in daddie!!!

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