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Boy/Gal etiquette

Recently I meet this chap, guy, fellow..call him what you like. After a 30min or so conversation and engaging in what felt like a fencing sport on when each of us was available, wednesday? not good for me, friday? prior engagement etc, we settled on a day we were both free and we exchanged numbers. Conclusion? The chap, guy, fellow would call to confirm what time and where we were going to meet on Saturday evening for a drink.

On Friday night at 11:37 I get a text message from the chap, guy, fellow. The message?

'What's up, are we still hooking up tomorrow'? 11:37! Worse still a text message!

Did I reply the text? Yes on Saturday afternoon. My reply? No, I've changed my mind. Any chance I'll be meeting him for a drink in the near future? None.

He's probably called me a bitch for agreeing to meet him and changing my mind, and probably moved on to how chics are as reliable as the metrological dept.

Any chap, guy, fellow who doesn't know that boy/gal etiquette demands that when following up on a first drink or possible date you DON'T EVER send a text message, worse still not the night before you're supposed to meet her. Any self respecting man will call the lady a day or 2 before they are supposed to meet, and not at night during the day!, confirm where they are supposed to meet and the time.

Text message at 11:37! Good God!!

Gentlemen, I thought I would enlighten you incase you find yourself in the same position and wonder what happened after the initial meeting when sooo well.

Comments

Nicholas Ochiel said…
So that's why I can't get any dates.... damn it... why didn't I learn this sooner???!???

And here I thought it was just that Nairobi women are hostile...lol...
Cosmic Leap said…
Yoda, I am with you men. I have been getting it all wrong.

Goodness!

There is nothing I love more than talking to people at around midnight and even texting them!!! oh my.

But Lesaan if this was always what the ideal man should do... won't it make him overly predictable.
Cosmic Leap said…
True Lesaan, I agree.

If a mam is not gentlemanly from the onset what are the chances?

heheheheh!!! That's a truly weak line but Wambzz what if you do look familiar?
Nicholas Ochiel said…
Ok.. now I'm feeling really guilty.. I'm definitely on of the most active users of varrious extremely corny one liners... Wambzz, you're right, the most absurd is definitely:

"You look familiar"

I don't know where that one came from. However, men have an excuse:

Girls, you just have to understand that when overcome by your sheer beauty and seductive superappeal, a corny line is all we can say to save ourselves from blathering meaningless epithets and leaping on you like horny sex crazed rabbits...

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