How to please a man in bed

It is very simple to make a man happy in bed.
Forward-fast to the time you are actually getting down.

1. Be Vulgar - This is not an opportune time to use terms like "Appendages". Profanity is encouraged and you even have a chance to order and command without any worries.

2. Inflate his ego - Every 2 seconds mentions 2 words. These words have to contain the words "Big" and "Very". This can only be interrupted with loud gasps of air, moaning and groaning.

3. Do not engage in distracting discussion. e.g. Do not ask questions like "When do you think you will get that promotion?" at this time. and don't get tempted to do "When do we get married?" even if the going is good.

4. Have all the toys and gadgets at arms length. This is a time for removing what's left( if any...) of the lingerie not putting it on.

5. Feel and act sexy. Be proud, confident and sure of yourself.

6. Look Jovial and excited. Keen and like you are having the best time in your life.

Comments

Milonare said…

LOL

Im trying to imagine a chick trying to say appendage in the throes of passion

LOL - at distracting discussions LOL

1:09 PM

Anonymous said…

as a man the thing to tell women to do are turn offs for men

9:51 AM

Anonymous said…

try to find out his secret fantasy.and promise to do it for him.the very thought of having a fantasy come true will harden him

2:09 PM

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