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Welcome Janet

Janet has been cracking me up with so many stories recently
that I decided to ask her to join our humble blog. I simply
can't type as fast as she tells me her stories. Thankfully,
she agreed to join us.


I'd therefore like to take this time to welcome the beautiful,
charming and downright slutty Janet to this blog. Let the madness begin!!


If you can't wait for her posts, you might want to read her first
one here.

Comments

Milonare said…
Welcome Janet

We need foto to confirm beauty, cell no to confirm charm and a ka-session like this to confirm slu***ness!!!

Holla at a brotha Janet, holla
Cosmic Leap said…
Welcome Janet, I am sure you will find this to be an exciting place to pen your thoughts and deeds

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